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Thu Dec 29, 2005, 2:12 PM

Mood:

Alone
Listening to: Frank & Nancy sinatra - saying something stupid
Reading: All the harry potter series

Javeed left for his flight. He returned to his previous job as a cabing crew. Haji has a tough shift going on.. . All my friends have like 'gone'. I am so lonely and alone. I feel so depressed right now. I don't know what to do. Plus I hurt a good friend here on DA too.
On the brigth side I have a week off. So hopefully I'll have sometime to work on two pieces I have been thinking off. May be this will take my mind off things. Hopefull something nice for you guys

Hi every one

and

says hi to
I know this is a tad late

, better late then never

So here goes marry christmax to you all.

All you guys are

gr8 and I thank you for it

Have an awesome time, will ya

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I got featured in a [link] journal

! Yes I got featured. This is the first time I got featured in anything. So its a big deal for me. Check it out will you..

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I had gone to pick my little sister from school two days ago. Reached their 10 minutes earlier. Got restless (as always) and got into a little off road spirit. Moved into the desert and got my car stuck!! After try to dig the car for one whole hour, got tired and called my childhood buddys to rescue me.
Poor Idrees (nick named 'Haji') had just crashed into the bed after a twelve hour shift at work in the night. He and Javeed reached me in another one hour, while i kept digging and devising plans. Mean while my mom picked up my little sister.After reaching me Idrees came up with a plan to use two jacks and lift the front wheels of the car. All three of us got to the task. Not an easy one.
Finally we lifted the front sides to the maximum. and started filling the gaps under the tires with all and any thing we could find. Got the car out. Poor haji got a speeding ticket heading back home
But i am glad i have such cool and trust worthy friends. Such a bliss

I made a little somthing from the small adventure we had [link]

Javeed had a camera on his mobile luckly

Date Oct 17, 2005

Wow!
i have been away for so long i cant' belive it. not much has changed here (ain't i glad for that). But still i missed so much. I'll try to make up for it.
Long story short i worked for a int'l courier company for two years, got tired of it and quite. Joined a Ad agency for two and a half months only to find it shallow and superficail. I left the courier company to persue my dreams of art and self satisfation. I was so happy to join an Ad agecny i was over come by joy. Although i joined as a junior client executive. Not as a designer. Soon to discover I would be as far away form art as in the courier company.
Now i am going to chase my dreams do some soul searching (sounds :yellowalien

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I dont' know what you guys will make of it! but am laughing my gutts out!

A new take on Abbott and Costello

Costello Wants to buy a Computer from Abbott

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den,
and I'm thinking about buying a computer.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.

ABBOTT: Your computer?

COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.

ABBOTT: What about Windows?

COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with windows?

COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look in
the windows?

ABBOTT: Wallpaper.

COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer
and software.

ABBOTT: Software for windows?

COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can
use to write proposals, track expenses and run my
business. What have you got?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend
anything?

ABBOTT: I just did.

COSTELLO: You just did what?

ABBOTT: Recommend something.

COSTELLO: You recommended something?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: For my office?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!

ABBOTT: I recommend office with windows.

COSTELLO: I already have an office and it has windows!
OK, lets just say, I'm sitting at my computer and I
want to type a proposal. What do I need?

ABBOTT: Word.

COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOTT: Word in Office.

COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?

ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W."

COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you
don't start with some straight answers. OK, forget
that. Can I watch movies on the Internet?

ABBOTT: Yes, you want Real One.

COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I
watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need!

ABBOTT: Real One.

COSTELLO: If its a long movie I also want to see reel
2, 3& 4. Can I watch them?

ABBOTT: Of course.

COSTELLO: Great, with what?

ABBOTT: Real One.

COSTELLO: OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a
movie. What do I do?

ABBOTT: You click the blue "1."

COSTELLO: I click the blue one what?

ABBOTT: The blue "1."

COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue w?

ABBOTT: The blue 1 is Real One and the blue W is Word.

COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: But there's three words in "office for
windows"!

ABBOTT: No, just one. but its the most popular Word in
the world.

COSTELLO: It is?

ABBOTT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other
Words left. It Pretty much wiped out all the other Words out
there.

COSTELLO: And that word is real one?

ABBOTT: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One
isn't even Part of Office.

COSTELLO: Stop! Don't start that again. What about
financial bookkeeping you have anything I can track my money
with?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?

ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.

COSTELLO: What's bundled to my computer?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?

ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.

COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer?
How much?

ABBOTT: One copy.

COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?

ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy money.

COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?

ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!

(LATER)

COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off??

ABBOTT: Click on "START"..........

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